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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the guy who got two tickets to the Cuckold Convention? His wife ended up taking someone else."

"What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room? It's nacho business!"

"How do you unpoopify water? Boil the shit out of it."

"What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events? A topical rainforest."

"The NSA is coming to town You better not call, You better not Skype, You better not type and I'm telling you why, The NSA is coming to town"

"Well this should spice things up. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me."

"What do we want? A cure for Tourette Syndrome! When do we want it? Cunt!"

"What is the coolest food on the planet? Burr-ito!"

"I'd like to be an optimist, but I doubt if it would work out."

"I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!"