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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."
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"What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert? A daydreamer stares out of windows."
"If two feminists get drunk and hook up, were they both raped?"
"I like my scotch like I like my women 12 years old and ice cold."
"America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital."
"Oh nothing, just editing this agreement. And by editing, I mean writing ""ool J"" after every mention of an LLC."
"""I'd like one personal pizza please"" Pizza: Your life's a mess. You should lose 10 pounds. Call your mother. ""Whoa maybe not that personal"""
"A guy walks into a bar -- and sustains a mild concussion."
"It isn't a successful BBQ until some drunken idiot walks face first into a closed sliding glass door. I'm fine by the way."
"My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. . . My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""