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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert? A daydreamer stares out of windows."

"Whenever my wife forces me to write my own message on a bday card, I write it on top of her's and copy exactly what she wrote."

"Why couldn't Harry play basketball? Because he's got no arms."

"35% of all hospital deaths are caused by the attending physician failing to yell ""Don't you die on me!"" at the right moment."

"Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March? They only had 2 trucks."

"Driving through a tunnel isn't much fun. It's really just a bore."

"You can't run in a camp site. You can only ran because it's past tents."

"I bought some new speakers today...... I think I made a sound investment."

"Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight? Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies."

"Every husband is a farmer by default.. his survival solely depends on ""Agree""culture"