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Joke of the Day

"I like my scotch like I like my women 12 years old and ice cold."

"A guy walks into a bar.... ....with a pile of shit in his hands and says hey, look what I nearly stepped in..."

"I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar"

"What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh? I've never smeared tigger on my face"

"NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE Waiter: ahem *points to sign* Me: oh that's fine, I'm not ordering anything"

"Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies? I want that job. I could really screw with some people."

"My cat sat up from a dead sleep and stared, frantic toward the empty basement laundry room so I guess I'll be buying a new house now."

"How do you say 'The Torah' in German? Kindling."

"I don't know why some people are so against jokes about the Nazi's They kill in the Jewish communities"

"What do you get when you finger a gypsy on her period? Your palm red for free"