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Joke of the Day

"Dentist: have you been flossing? [ flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip earlier ] Me: yes"

"Why does Father Christmas come down the chimney? It helps him slide down with ease,"

"bae is acting so cute and imaginary tonight"

"Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better."

"Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year"

"You could film me for a month and still not have enough footage for a 30 second 'Rocky training' typed montage of my productiveness at work."

"What is Mozart doing right now? De-composing"

"What did the owner of the Indian restaurant say when he burned all of his bread? ""Don't worry, it's a naan issue."""

"What kinda overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"

"Damn, redditors are lazy... They don't even finish their"