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Joke of the Day
"Why was the 3 year old ethiopian kid crying He was having a mid life crisis"
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"Girls: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess Guys: I don't mind Girls: Like a huge mess Guys: ok Girls: Like dead bodies on fire Guys: ok"
"If you are an option, you are also an idiot"
"wise man jokes?"
"What do you call a Greek Magician? Abra Kebabra"
"Attachment isn't when 2 ppl chat night and day. When someone emails u and adds an image or data file with it, THAT FILE IS CALLED ATTACHMENT"
"Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company"
"In honour of today: Christa McAuliffe's last words. ""Hey Captain, what does this button do?"""
"45 min phone call w/8yo nephew: Aunt Cassy, there are 206 bones in the human body!Want me to name them?1.Cranium 2.Mandible 3.Scapula..."
"I swapped my wife's parachute around with her backpack. Now when the bitch goes on her stupid camping holiday, all she will have is a parachute. *copypaste from sickipedia.org*"