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Joke of the Day
"What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party? The cold shoulder."
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"My silent frog died... After a noiseless life and a drawn out death, the little guy finally croaked."
"A doe walks out of the woods.... A doe walks out of the woods, shakes herself off and says, ""Well. I'll never do THAT for two bucks again.""."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? OBAMA'S tie"
"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night."
"why should you never iron a four-leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck."
"I'm not racist... I'm not racist, cause racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."
"two apples enter a bar... ...then I got sued by Apple"
"wassup babe, im the reason Pregnancy-info .net disabled video embedding on their forums, how abuot giving me a nice kiss"
"""Sorry"" seems to be the hardest word? There's ""Worcestershire,"" ""anemone"" & ""otorhinolaryngologist."" But whatever."