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Joke of the Day

"I was 14, my dad caught me drinking. 'Dad, that's the first time' 'That's a lie, no one ever gets caught the first time.' So I robbed a bank"

"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!"

"You can't threaten me with Work when I came to Work."

"Steve-""My wife is a very careful driver"". Smith-""How do you know that""? Steave-""She Always Slows down when passing a red light""!"

"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give a man a poison fish and feed him for the rest of his life."

"You should never criticize a Muslim... until you've walked a mile in their suicide vest."

"What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home? Cantaloupe"

"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Where is the bar tender?"""

"What did the creators of Good Burger call their vegan cooking show? Quinoa and Kale"

"My dog ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles and now I gotta follow him around the yard because it's his turn"