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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when cross religion with apples? Apple Jews."

"Having trouble finding paper towels. I need a Bounty hunter."

"Girls are like Math problems If they are under 18 , it's better to do them in your head."

"Reddit is like Playboy Nobody reads the articles..."

"Why was the piano invented? So that the musician would have a place to put their beer."

"8 friends share a pizza. Why did one friend not get any? He didn't get his fair share: one over eight."

"I want to open a donut shop called Hole Foods."

"Some people go to the gym to get big Who needs that when I can just carry the weight of my burdens and sorrows all day"

"I have glasses but cannot see. I have feet but cannot walk. What am I? A riddle."

"Doing some research on the Fresh Prince of Belair. Does anybody know where he was born and raised and where he spent most of his days?"