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Joke of the Day

"Dear millionaires, If you don't have a bookcase that spins into a secret room then give your money to me because you're spending it wrong."

"Asian Penises are like.... needles, they're small but when they poke it hurts."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Yo momma"

"Three elephants jump out of a plane. Two hit the ground and one lands in the water! Ba dum tssshhh!"

"Don't think I won't spin around and French kiss you if you're standing too close to me in line at the liquor store."

"Today's interpretive dance was brought to you by ""Spider On My Shirt"". Up next we have ""Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"""

"What did the depressed light switch say? I can't go on."

"Jamaica is demanding compensation from the UK for our involvement in the slave trade! Shocking, we already paid for them once!"

"America's favorite psychic Ms Cleo passed away No one saw this coming."

"Did you hear about the gay man who got a job at the sperm bank? He was fired for drinking on the job."