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Joke of the Day

"If you ever see a tweet that says ""www@google.com"", that's my grandma trying to use the internet. Leave her alone."

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"A clairvoyant, palm-reading midget escaped from prison last night. You shoulda seen the headline in this morning's paper..... ""SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"""
"Men You know how they say ""why buy the cow if you get the milk for free?"" Well I say, ""why buy the whole pig for a little sausage..."""
"Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase."
"Im finally using reddit how it was meant to be used And ive run out of toilet paper"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without some other guy's dick in it."
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."
"My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard."
"How long does an owl live? About six and a half books."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark"