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Joke of the Day
"Where do women in the WNBA shop? It's definitely not at dicks."
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"Just caught a glimpse of myself naked - Apologies in advance to my coroner"
"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !"
"What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet? [removed]"
"What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech? Checkmate!"
"At what temperature is best to bake Jewish cookies? 6 million degrees!!!!"
"It's been reported that Donald Trump has recently found Jesus ... And had him deported."
"""Eat me,"" said the noun ""Say what?"" said the verb. ""Eat me,"" repeated the noun, word for word. ""Uhh...okay."" Verbatim."
"How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike? Their last big hit was The Wall."
"There is no cool way to chase after a ping pong ball."