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Joke of the Day
"It's been reported that Donald Trump has recently found Jesus ... And had him deported."
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"I was going to tell you a joke about homosexuals Butt fuck it."
"""Apparently I wasn't clear the first time that I want exactly two joules per second in my ass"" ""I said watt watt in the butt."""
"Once my credit card got stolen and I never reported it. The thief spent less than my wife."
"It wasn't raining during Trump's inauguration It was just alternative sunshine"
"I asked my dad about music these days He said it's all about the junk in the truck so you better shake that butt."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."""
"My father was a nun... Whenever he was in court and the occupation was called for, he would say ""nun."""
"What do you call 1000 Jews on a train? Whatever you like - They're not coming back."
"What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!"