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Joke of the Day

"At what temperature is best to bake Jewish cookies? 6 million degrees!!!!"

"Job interview -It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. Whats 19x17? -36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick."

"I like my women how I like my coffee Cold"

"I once stayed up all night wondering where the sun went then it dawned on me."

"John 3:16. Matthew 3:17. Luke 3:18. It was a very close race."

"Remember when Twitter used to be a service where I could post something like, ""Hello, my name is Doctor Toilet"" and get a bunch of retweets?"

"Opinions are like assholes... if you get paid to share your opinion with the masses, you probably have a pretty big opinion."

"Joke From My Niece Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"

"My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time."

"I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home... I've never driven a bus before!"