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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech? Checkmate!"

"Eddie's father called up to him 'Eddie if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied 'I think you are already I stopped playing half an hour ago.'"

"Why are vegans so salty? To hide the fact that their food has no flavor."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long if you're fat."

"I want to make an iPhone 5 Joke But its too long"

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. One to change it and his girlfriend to give him a blowjob when he's done."

"What do you call your disabled study-buddy? Your cerebral pal-sy."

"How does your stomach know to send the burps to the mouth and the farts to your bum?"

"So I was shopping online for antique guns..... and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition."

"Are you Finished? [X-post from Funny] Its a joke/comic thing. This is it--> http://imgur.com/GskWG"