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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech? Checkmate!"
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"Wanna know what's the most racist game ever? Chess. They never EVER let Black go first."
"man walks into a bar with no mouth bartenders says ""looks like you have a drinking problem"""
"What was Hitler's favorite kind of juice? Concentrated."
"Why was skrillex banned from the music shop? for dropping the bass too much"
"I lost the Sore Loser Award last night... It's okay. The guy who won really deserved it and there is always next year."
"Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop? He was making a racket."