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Joke of the Day
"What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet? [removed]"
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"Student: Can we postpone the test? It's on my birthday. Teacher: Well unlike your birthday, this test was planned ahead of time."
"What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection... A cracker with cheese."
"I refuse to dance to any song that tells me how to dance in the lyrics"
"Why does putting a stone in a mans shoe make the best contraception. It will make him limp"
"A macaroni and cheese based meal assisted a burger thief. The meal was a hamburglar helper."
"I have sex daily. Sorry, I meant dyslexia."
"What do you call a girl who fucks dogs? Weird... Haha fuck naw you call em Whitney Wisconsin"
"My best friend was brutally murdered last week Its only now that I can look back and laugh. - Norm Macdonald"
"It's so freeing to be single again because now I can finally catch up on all the things I've been meaning to do like being really lonely."