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Joke of the Day

"Donkeys kill more people annually than airplane crashes so watch your ass."

"These sex jokes are in really poor taste and they need to stop. I mean, cum on, guys."

"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist!"

"There are two types of people in this world 1 those who understand bianary and 10 those who don't"

"If you rearrange the letters in ""Vladimir Putin"" you get murdered."

"We're having a Jamaican hair day at work tomorrow I'm dreading it already."

"Gluten-free, low salt, no sugar all-natural whole grain bread? The only thing ""natural"" about this product is the urge to get away from it."

"Irony Jokes Won't it be Irony to Die in a Living Room"

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave."

"Just found out I have a tumor in my ladyparts... It's one of those that can be known to have hair, teeth and bone in it. I don't what I should do. I'll probably just get an abortion though."