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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by having sex in an elevator"

"What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it? Forget-me-knots!"

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston? [Oc] The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead."

"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar It was tense"

"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he keep making paintings of my parents fighting?"

"What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot? A lamingTON!"

"My whore sister wants to get a tramp stamp of a barcode. I guess so guys in the club can do a price check."

"My circle of trust is a meatball"

"NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight"

"My wife broke her SatNav and wants $150 for a new one. She can get lost."