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Joke of the Day
"Where do you buy clothes for baby owls? the outlet"
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"What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself."
"Walking condoms Two condoms are walking down the street. As they pass a gay bar one turns to the other and says.... you wanna go inside and get shit faced?"
"I spend 99% of my drunk time chasing my cat around trying to give him a hug."
"What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin?"
"I've been eating healthy for six whole hours now. Why am I still fat?"
"Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress."
"did u hear about the crow that landed a job? he works in a caw center. he's winging it for now but it might take off"
"So, I told that contortionist that I didn't care much for his act. ...And he gets all bent out of shape about it."
"I was approached on the street the other day by a young escort. Couldn't have been older than 13. I was absolutely appalled... ...by her prices. Way more than I usually pay!"