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Joke of the Day
"Where do you buy clothes for baby owls? the outlet"
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"What is impotence? Impotence is when your mind starts to be a dick and your dick is philosophising."
"I ran out of excuses to get out of family gatherings, so I moved out of state."
"Hitler killed... six million Jews..."
"What did the potato say to his lover? You have amazing eyes."
"Did you hear Harriet Tubman will be on the $20? Does this mean it'll be worth 70% of its value because she's a woman? Or does it mean it'll be worth 3/5th because she's black?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?"
"Twitter should offer Shkreli his account back for $10,000 and if he agrees say sorry and suddenly raise the price 5600%"
"Why did Jesus get all the ladies? Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)"
"Hey grandson, what's the name of that german man who makes me go crazy? Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer..."