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Joke of the Day
"""FINISH HIM,"" I scream, as Nana takes the last bite of her gingerbread man."
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"Him: you are correcting my every word for the last six years of our marriage Me: for the last 7 years"
"Why are girls always cold? Because of their cold black hearts."
"Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work? 'Cause it had a hard drive."
"I came in second at a Monica Lewinsky look alike competition. . . . . . the judge said I was close, but no cigar."
"i once heard that in the old days, you received a last name based on your profession. if so, what the hell was John Hancock's career?"
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one. He's never going to give you Up."
"When Germany won the World Cup, I did nazi that coming."
"Oedipus Complex Like father, like son!"
"My funeral instructions to my family were to have me cremated, and I told my best friends under no circumstances should I be cremated."