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Joke of the Day
"What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures? The Lamp Post."
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"""Mmm..I love your cooking darling."" That's the male equivalent to a fake orgasm."
"Kidnapping Catnapping keeps you well rested, kidnapping gets you arrested."
"'50 Shades of Grey' taught me how to please a woman. It's by writing a shitty book."
"A brightly-colored van drives slowly down our street. Kids gather excitedly. It is the Edible Arrangements truck. We are all betrayed."
"Country Music Album My friends don't seem to be enjoying my attempt at a Country Music album. It bothers them that the song about Germany runs straight into the song about Poland."
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's That's because she changes it more often."
"The group wanted to pour some wine but unfortunately... Decant"
"Where did Pedobear go to college? Brigham Young"
"Commercials that never made it to air Here's my entry: ""Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex""."