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Joke of the Day

"Never confuse a Kiwi with an Aussie. One's a soft, hairy fruit and the other's a Kiwi!"

"I over-think, therefore I ruin everything"

"How did Hitler sneeze? ""A jew!"""

"What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug."

"Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story."

"Firing Victoria of IAMA"

"[LPT] When cleaning a messy room start with your bed, you will have a better sense of accomplishment when you eventually give up and sob uncontrollably."

"My night was going great until a neighbor flew their drone over my property. So I grabbed my shotgun and yelled, ""Pull!"""

"Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? They say his pants fit like a glove."

"Does this $2500 electrician bill make my ass look broke?"