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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to hotel maids changing sheets on February 15th."

"What is a fat kids' favourite sounding instrument at school? The dinner bell."

"Q: When does an Irish potato change nationality? A: When it's french fried."

"I'm not rich like Jack don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too but what was that you said about Martin !"

"Which U.S Presidents are not buried inside the United States? Carter, the Bushes, Clinton, and Barry-O"

"So I was eating out this girl one time... And then I tasted horse cum, and said ''Grandma that's how you died''"

"Don't do any jokes about Jesus this Easter.. He's not the guy you'd want to cross..."

"Two eggs and a strip of bacon walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry - we don't serve breakfast here."""

"What does its job only after its been fired? A bullet."

"What happened to Ed's girlfriend? Sheeran"