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Joke of the Day

"Two eggs and a strip of bacon walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry - we don't serve breakfast here."""

"In the summer there's only so many clothes you can take off. On that note, please send bail money."

"What's the best part of a movie? The climax."

"In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am..."

"I think I'm finally becoming more mature. Now when I watch Spongebob I usually agree with Squidward."

"I hope George Clooney dumps his wife so he and Brad Pitt can finally be happy together."

"Me: I can't work today. Boss: Why? M: My grandma died. B: Our grandmas died 20 yrs ago. M: ... -Why working for your brother is a bad idea."

"What happens when you join two Koreans together? Linkin Park."

"Argon walks into a bar... The barman says ""Get the hell out!"" Argon doesn't react."

"Wife: ""You talk like some poorly written science fiction novel. I'm leaving you."" Me: ""I swear by the 12 moons of Bumtar I can change!"""