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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor."
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"If an opinion is worth 2 cents, how many cents is an argument worth? It really just depends on how much cents it makes."
"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner All it was doing was gathering dust."
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans"
"Which duck will destroy the establishment? None, ducks are not allowed in politics."
"Just found out my girlfriend has a vagina Should I break up with her?"
" You're born. You grow up. You believe in Santa. You stop believing in Santa. You look like Santa. You are Santa. You die."
"Conspiracy theorists, I hope you're right... I hope the illuminati run this country, they seem like a safe bet"
"What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch!"
"Why do NBA players like poultry? Because they love to slam duck!"