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Joke of the Day
"""Yous ain't passin'!"" - Gandolfini"
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"Vagina jokes are not funny! Period."
"What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !"
"Two prostitutes were walking down the street when one said to the other ""Girl, we're gonna be making some money tonight. I can smell dick in the air."" The other says ""Bitch please. I just burped."""
"Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse? They couldn't fit."
"Why are blondes bad a judging distance? They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker."
"Your clever title is half the joke."
"I deleted all of the Germans off my phone. Its Hans-free."
"2 deer walk into a bar An hour later they walk out and one says to the other, ""Man, I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there."""
"Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot, let me in! Credit to: /u/Squidward_On_Drugs on an AskReddit thread, wanted to share with r/jokes"