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Joke of the Day
"Just found out my girlfriend has a vagina Should I break up with her?"
Next Joke
"Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me."
"How do we know dolphins are the only other animals that have sex for pleasure? They pull out."
"I'm not crying Those damn ninjas are cutting onions again"
"i want to make my racing snail like turbo snail"
"Be nice to bacteria... they're the only culture some people have."
"How can you tell if a road is sad? It has low shoulders."
"What is the computer's favorite food? Microchips."
"Eric Clapton's son was a prolific writer by the age of 4 and a half... He did 49 stories in 7 seconds."
"As I suspected, someone's been removing soil from my garden. The plot thins."