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Joke of the Day

"Just found out my girlfriend has a vagina Should I break up with her?"

"I like my coffee like an excellent slave Black!"

"You the bomb. No, you the bomb. A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."

"The mall crowd parts as I shuffle through after waking up naked on the food court floor. ""Too pudgy to be a terminator"" says one woman."

"My brother wanted me to watch his kid So I spent HOURS and HOURS childproofing my house. Wouldn't you know it? That fucker still got in."

"TIL that a class was taught by the wrong stand in teacher and the students knowingly went along with it. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Q: Did you hear about the imaginary tree? A: It was mapleleaf."

"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."

"What's the difference between acne and a Child Molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come all over your face."

"If you see a hot girl walking you should honk your horn to let her know you're intrested and afraid to talk to girls."