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Joke of the Day
"Girl said that she would do anything for 5$ guess who just got their car washed."
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"Whenever someone says they have ""a thing"" for me, I secretly hope it's a pony."
"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"
"Some guys robbed a bank, and to escape, they blew a hole in the wall... the police are looking into it."
"My mother was over the age of fifty when she gave birth to me You could say I was born with a silver poon in my mouth."
"I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus."
"Two guys walk into a bar... You figure the second one would have ducked"
"Ever look at your frequently used emojis and realize that your two moods are drunk and circus tents?"
"What was the pirate boxing champion known for? His left hook."
"people don't want art, they want garbage. and thats what i sell. i've been losing some business to the art store next door but thats a fluke"