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Joke of the Day
"What is the square root of 69? Eight something. Get it?"
Next Joke
"I woke up with a horse's head in my bed. And straw. And the rest of the horse's body. And cows. And a tractor. And this is a barn, I guess."
"I'd expect Captain America to be fatter."
"What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together? A Federal Mandate"
"Monica Lewinsky is going to vote for Bernie The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth."
"Based on statistics The most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style... The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead."
"Why I like molecular-biology porn I watch it for the blot."
"GOD: it's time I punished the humans again JESUS: cool. flood or plague? GOD:[watching The Apprentice] oh I've something way worse in mind.."
"What did Obama say when he called the Russian Parliament? ""Are you Putin me on?"""
"Sometimes I like to surprise my neighbours by smiling and waving back at them."