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Joke of the Day

"The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings."

"I named my eraser Confidence It gets smaller every time I make a mistake."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...all over my crotch when I'm driving."

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry, sir, but you have an STD. I suggest you make a list of all your partners--"" Lou Bega: ""Way ahead of you."""

"How did Henry V reload his rifle? Once more into the breech, dear friends"

"They're calling the internet a drug now. Don't worry, though. It's not as bad as Cocaine or Heroin. They're calling it a 503 bad gateway drug."

"An Irish guy walks out of a bar.... It could happen."

"What do you call an Indian lesbian? Mingita..."

"What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !"

"Fred: let's settle this once and for all! *fred rips my face away revealing bloody skull* Velma: he wasn't wearing a mask! Fred: I know."