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Joke of the Day

"(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard? Cuz everyone was dying to get in."

"If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb."

"What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks? Afroturf."

"""You're saying it's all an act? Chewbacca: Indubitably, my good man."

"The longest joke in the world. [Worth it.] (http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com)"

"I might care more about Twilight if Count Chocula was in it."

"What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge? Don't do it! You have potential!"

"Life without bacon is meaning less... That's why we can kill the jews."

"My favorite one liner Using single ply toilet paper is the best way of getting in touch with your inner self."

"""So you're a foodie? What's a foodie?"" ""We enjoy eating out and trying new food."" ""So you're like everyone else, except you brag about it?"""