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Joke of the Day

"(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard? Cuz everyone was dying to get in."

"I'm not racist, I have black friends. Or at least I did until my dad sold them."

"At a restaurant I thought a family was praying at the table but then I realized they were all texting."

"What do you call 16 white girls in a room? One whole Cherokee"

"That's the hardest thing about killing a toddler? My dick."

"has anyone fixed the sound barrier yet"

"Why did the feminist sign up for football? She wanted to be the center of attention."

"Hair Dresser: You could get extensions to add length. Me: You could stop cutting."

"if a gay man inquires about something.... Is it a queery?"

"I was going to tell a 9/11 joke today... ...but I was told that it would be insensitive and just plane wrong."