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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamma's so old that... ...back in her day, old spice was just called spice!"

"I'm just waiting for a bold, courageous restaurant that IS responsible for lost or stolen items."

"Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? She couldn't figure out who the other mother was."

"How are music and candy similar? We throw away the rappers."

"Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."

"Children of reddit, what have you pretended to be mad at your parents for but were actually secretly impressed by?"

"Why can not Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black."

"What did the pop can become when it finished high school? A graduated cylinder."

"*ring ring* Hello? ""If u want to see ur son again give me $500,000"" OH GOD PLEASE DONT HURT HIM ""I won't if u-"" Haha gotcha, leave a message"

"Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it."