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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 15 years."
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"here's a business idea: a bed that is bigger than the biggest size bed we have currently"
"How are a piano and a squirrel alike? They both aren't artichokes"
"What do choosy moms choose? abortion."
"What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving? 1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise"
"What's a doll in Hell called? Barbiecue."
"12 yr. old daughter: My friend Samantha said she thinks you're handsome. Me: Aww. That's cute. How about her mom? Has she said anything?"
"How do you paint a wall with dead babies? It depends how hard you throw them."
"Why should you be scared of a white man in prison? Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to /u/Ser_Rodrick_Cassel for the joke!"
"Picketing Prostitutes What did the picketing prostitutes chant? ""Hell no, we won't blow!"""