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Joke of the Day
"Picketing Prostitutes What did the picketing prostitutes chant? ""Hell no, we won't blow!"""
Next Joke
"So I got a phone call from the post office today... ...complaining that my dog is attacking a postman on a bike. But I told them ""It can't be my dog... he doesn't even know how to ride a bike""."
"Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy? They wanted to give credit where credit was due."
"You ever get off the toilet and think... Man, was I full of shit!"
"Why did Sally fall off her swing? Because she had no arms"
"I totally understand how batteries feel Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"I keep having suicidal thoughts But I try not to get too hung up on them."
"The gun range is great practice for being attacked by a paper target."
"What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law? Haram Bay"
"I like my hot wings like I like my Holy Infants... ...tender and mild."