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Joke of the Day

"What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving? 1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise"

"What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner? Lettuce, pray."

"What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom? Angus McCoatup"

"No one is more confident than a drunk girl wearing a guy's hat sideways."

"What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !"

"Camels don't mind carrying Arabs around... They just think they smell like Shi'ite."

"Give a banana to your uninvited house guest. Hold another banana up to your ear. Only respond to questions asked thru the ""banana phone""."

"Mexican jokes aren't funny There's a border between humor and racism."

"I'm jealous of turtles because if they don't want to talk to someone, they're like ""Nah, dude, busy in my shell right now. Come back later."""

"Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump"