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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cuz he likes Dicks."
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"Why did the chicken run around screaming? Because he had to use the bathroom."
"How is Trump going to deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."
"What's a feminist's favourite school lesson? Triggernometry."
"I always feel like I'm wasting a text message whenever I respond with just ""K."" Now I write ""Potassium"" instead."
"Hey, I'm human. If you cut me do I not bleed? If you cut me a slice of pizza do I not eat?"
"A blind guy walks into a bar... And into a table.. and a chair..."
"*leads horse to water* ""You're not gonna drink, are you?"" *horse neighs* ""It's The Fountain of Eternal Youth."" Horse: You're not foaling me."
"Writing a personal ad. So far I have: Has all own teeth"
"Why do ants not go to church? Because their in sects"