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Joke of the Day
"Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom He had nobody to go with."
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"Just ran over chumbawamba with my car at 80mph Lying Bastards!"
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"Why do gingers love driving Kias? It's the only way they can own a soul."
"What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub? [removed]"
"""She's so hot. But she had, like, no mascara on. It's a no go for me."" -dudes, according to ladies"