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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken run around screaming? Because he had to use the bathroom."

"What do aliens use to buy their coffee? starbucks"

"I remember when yoga was called Twister."

"I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms."

"We're throwing a surprise retirement party for a guy at the office and the ""party"" isn't the surprise."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? As a child, you could have been anything. And one by one, you didn't become any of them."

"BLIND DATE TIP FOR WOMEN: Throw a fork into the wall behind ur date so he has to turn around, to make sure he doesn't have a hidden ponytail"

"What starts with p and ends in orn Popcorn"

"What do cats major in college? String theory!!"

"I don't think my wife likes me very much when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."