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Joke of the Day
"How is Trump going to deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."
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"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her And according to the judge, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend"
"I forgot my work ethic at home today, but I did remember to bring my shenanigans and debauchery."
"{Working as a bouncer} ID please *looks* Okay you can go *softly kisses their forehead first*"
"What do you say to pick up Adele at a bar You had me at *hello*"
"Why did the marine park worker feel aimless? Because they lacked porpoises."
"Have you heard about the type of hay made from oak leaves? Apparently it's OK"
"Q: How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle? A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction"
"Hmm. Nissan Altima TV commercial boasts NASA inspired zero-gravity seats. But if you're in zero gravity, you don't need seats"
"Why do teenage girls have groups in odd numbers? Because they can't even."