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Joke of the Day

"how many pop punkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? five, one to drop it and four to two step and PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP!"

"Latvian Joke Stop. Please."

"[NSFW] I got an awesome handjob from my barber after my haircut Just one of the many benefits to cutting your own hair"

"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar Barman says ""not you two again"""

"Tried kidnapping Stephen Hawking the other day... Had the blindfold the bastard so he'd stop yelling for help."

"What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox? ""Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo?"""

"What do you call a Cuban on the moon? A Castronaut."

"There was a man watering his garden across the street at night. At first I thought he was pissing outside but after a realized he wasnt I said ""I thought you were peeing"" he said ""no I'm Chinese"""

"Whats the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player? Because he Toots Uncommon."