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Joke of the Day

"Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell ""Evian"" backwards!"

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?"

"Stop telling me to ""keep calm""! I'm freaking out about why this British phrase has permeated American culture!"

"childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is"

"A man walks into a bar... Ow."

"I keep forgetting the ""o"" part of ""Hello."" My boss is NOT happy with the way I've been answering his phone."

"Whilst reading through an ancient book at the British Library, I found a magic spell' that would supposedly make women want to have sex with me. Worked like a fucking charm."

"Some (Hopefully OC) poem I thought of while lounging around. There once was a man named Larry Whose stomach detested dairy He had ice cream Harmless it seemed But next afternoon he was buried"

"a psychic midget escaped from jail Yes, we have a small medium at large"

"The American flag should be a picture of a cheeseburger watching TV on a couch made of fries."