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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people in the world. Those who understand ROT26... ...and those who don't."
Next Joke
"What is a Germans favorite letter? Any letter before the last. Because they're not 'z's"
"Cop: Do you have any drugs in the car? Me: Absolutely not. Trust me, I've looked."
"If I can't buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop."
"if a bear is attacking you play dead and then play resurrection this will cause the bear to either worship u or deny ur existence"
"Did you hear about the HVAC technicians who got into an argument? At first it was heated, but they got some fresh air then things cooled off"
"3-year-old: *stares at the baby* What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is?"
"[rap battle] Opponent: *crushes it* Me: Oh, I... umm. I thought this was something else... *hastily hides plastic wrap behind back*"
"Dogs are tough!! Been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy!"
"I slept like a baby last night... ...I woke up screaming because I had shat myself"