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Joke of the Day
"If I can't buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop."
Next Joke
"You should always read labels. I was about to eat this rat poison but then saw it has gluten in it. I could have died,"
"An American bartender, an African bartender and an Asian bartender walk into a bar. And they start working right away. Damn, what a busy night.(:"
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean... nothing it just waved *i am not original just funny"
"What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school? The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies."
"Why did the Scotsman sell drugs? He had to get plaid."
"Rich people have rehab. Poor people have jail."
"Feminism: because not all women can be beautiful."
"I want to open i pizza place called Original Pizza, so that way if anybody asks if we deliver... yes, OP delivers."
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