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Joke of the Day

"Dogs are tough!! Been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy!"

"Just got my grades back for my computer science class. Apparently, I got a C++ on my final."

"What's the difference between a weatherman and a well-hung dick doctor? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."

"I just lost my job and was told I should apply for COBRA. I said okay, but I think the G.I. Joes are going to be very disappointed in me."

"I found out today why my father never came home from the store.. The store had a no-return policy"

"My wife and I welcomed our second child into the world yesterday afternoon! I never knew she African ancestry...but I guess I should have known with the first one."

"Accidentally texted my dad ""have a hood day"" and he shot three people"

"What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember? ""Affogato"""

"Guess who I saw today? Everyone I looked at."

"*young woman walks by Wife: Wow, she looks really good, don't you think? Me: NO WAY, I'M NOT GOING TO FALL FOR THAT"