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Joke of the Day

"Have you been on /r/bigdickproblems ? Of course you haven't."

"Why did AMD release black edition cpu? Cause they run faster than white."

"What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague? If you need me, I'll be in my Lab."

"STAGES OF DRUNK: 1. Wow. I can dance. 2. All hats look GOOD on me. 3. Shhh. Don't wake up the cows."

"Why did the director get kicked out of the bar? He was making a scene!"

"What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? (hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss"

"How did Hitler like to have his juice in the morning? 100% concentrated."

"I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken, and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg. Things happened but in the end, we answered a life-long question... The chicken came first."

"What did the P say to the R? ""Is that a strap-on?"""

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but i've been tripping all day!"