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Joke of the Day
"What did the P say to the R? ""Is that a strap-on?"""
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"I ran into my ex-wife the other day So I backed up and hit her again, I miss her sometimes"
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"Hear about the paranoid guy who stopped using twitter? He said everyone was following him."
"Why did the police chief tell his officers to show up 15 minutes early to the political demonstration? To beat the crowds."
"If you leave me a voicemail, congratulations. You've just given me the gift of anxiety."
"Dick van Dyke's surgery Welcome to Dick van Dyke's surgery! I'm afraid it's bad news. You've got supercalifragilisticextreme-halitosis."
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