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Joke of the Day

"How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!"

"Contrary to common belief, only 5.7 million Jews were killed during the Holocuast, for you see... the Nazis were known for rounding them up."

"The weather forecast is looking pretty bad over in Germany. There's a high chance of heil."

"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? People like me have to go to work and don't have time for all that."

"The swordsman thought he won his fight but in fact His opponent feinted"

"Her: ""Your funny"" Me: "".... Uh ya... this isn't gonna work"""

"I mix up the Marvel and DC universes on purpose just for the angry sex"

"My iPhone won't even recognize my fingerprint unless it's got crumbs on it."

"A jem of a joke You"

"A girl told me to come over... A girl told me, ""Come over, nobody's home."" I went over, nobody was home. (Rodney Dangerfield)"