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Joke of the Day

"Contrary to common belief, only 5.7 million Jews were killed during the Holocuast, for you see... the Nazis were known for rounding them up."

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison? The Headlines in the paper read ""Small medium at large"""

"A Jewish kid asks his Jewish Dad for 50$... His dad says ""40$? What do you need 20$ for?"""

"[Offensive] I like my wine the way I like my Women... Nine years old and in the cellar."

"Your password must contain 9 letters, a treasure map, Drakes social security # & the sound Marv made on Home Alone when he stepped on a nail"

"An awesome person fills you with awe, which stands to reason that a handsome person will fill you with hand."

"Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you? Because he doesn't know the time of day."

"What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door? Let my peephole grow!"

"A new girlfriend asked me ""How did you manage to stay single for so long?"" Single Handedly"

"Where is the best place to find hot grills? A barbecue"