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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime? It was taken into custardy."
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"Apparently ""naked"" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?"
"Wanna hear a joke about my cawk? never mind its too long"
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"60% of my day is spent quickly closing non work-related browser windows when my boss walks by."
"Hey girl are you a new high efficiency dishwasher because you're so quiet it's hard to tell if you're turned on"
"HOROSCOPE: You'll read a horoscope today. ME: Whoa, it's like they know me."
"THE RIGHT ONE HOW CAN YOU BE CERTAIN YOU FOUND THE RIGHT ONE? AFTER YOU PASS GAS,THEY HAVENT FILED FOR AN ORDER OF PROTECTION"