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Joke of the Day

"A girl told me to come over... A girl told me, ""Come over, nobody's home."" I went over, nobody was home. (Rodney Dangerfield)"

"I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look around. They said no and slammed the door. My parents can be so rude..."

"What's long, brown, and sticky? A stick"

"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."

"If you took all of the poops everyone on earth made in a single day and laid them end to end, wash your hands."

"Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?"

"Do you have to be from Vietnam to open up a restaurant called ""Viet Noms?"" I'm asking for a friend"

"What body movements alert you that a politician is lying? His lips are moving."

"Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes but I'm not wild about it."

"The Band ACDC was Arrested For Firearm Possession... They told the officer they only Shoot to Thrill"